A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

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A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby Shaf » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:11 pm

The Lay of Sybersnott

1. Listen you
A Pudgy man
Not small
Just kinda fat
Had bad hair
Not jewfro
Hands not big
Hands not small

2. A pudgy man
Read a Milo mag
Not about lifting
Nor arm wrestling
But about Joe Kinney
No Merle Meeter
Nor stone lifting
But about David Horne

3. Pudgy man
Hands are bloody
On the secret weapon
Every day
On the Grip Board
On the Pibbs
His name was only
Sybersnott

4. Sybersnott
Gripped and gripped
Gripped and gripped
then formulated too
then gripped and gripped
hands bleed daily
his dogs licked the blood
became wolves but not like Fenrir

5. Piche couldn't do it
Piche was soft
Sybersnott was softer
But his will was Iron
His will was to be pinched
On his lip by an Asian girl
And pinched again
And then he had her, crying

6. The day came and faded
The night came and left
Sybersnott had bloody hands
On the secret weapon
But Joe Kinney lied!
Sybersnott became grim
and bent to the task
the no set close

7. O pudgy man!
O weak man!
O man of Iron will and asian rape fantasist
He closed it
The #3
Fell to the least of men
If the least of men could have the Iron Will
Of Sybersnott

8. The least of men
Did the impossible
His hands were bloody
On the secret weapon
Joe Kinney's tape
had melted in his VCR
The #3 was closed
He closed his eyes.

9. Sybersnott
Pudgy man
Loved his grip
Loved his lip to be pinched
The wolf Fenrir
The mistletoe of Baldr
Was not for Sybersnott
Peace be unto him
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby Fanny Baws » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 am

I came along too late for sybersnott but I never understood why he didn't try and hide his oddities a bit better. Did his wife get off on it aswell, or was she completely seperate from the rest of his life? We will never know.
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby Chris McCarthy » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:29 am

RIP Snott, RIP.

Wherever he is...I hope he found what he wanted.
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby stevein7 » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:19 am

A certain kid
Did what he did
But one day
He couldn't
He'd grown old
Not so bold
Maybe a tad smarter

Listen mate
That is your fate
Sooner or later
Broken down old fuck
Out of luck
All dried out
There is no doubt
You'll find out

There is only one winner
In Sunday best
His name is death
Save your breath
He makes no exception
You are no exemption

Before you go
He'll let you know
He is coming a calling
He'll break your squat
I shit you not
You'll have no knees
No hair no teeth

So enjoy yourself
It's getting late
But no one eascapes fate
You can hide and run
But the countdown has begun
No way out
The end is not in doubt
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby Joshua Davis » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:27 pm

I remember Snott being a member of a certain now dead strongman forum that I moderated back in the early days. I made his tagline, "Gay4Grip" or something to that effect and he got exceptionally offended and posted a pages worth of how "disrespectful" we were being. I changed his name to "Unfunny Asshole" which was, in hindsight, like throwing gasoline on a wheelbarrow full of burning fetuses. He disappeared from that forum.
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby WildGorillaMan » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:00 am

Gone too soon. PBUH.
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Re: A repost of The Lay of Sybersnott PBUH

Postby Shaf » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:35 pm

Complications from diabetes, IIRC
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